Not a whole lot to write on.  Amy and I recently purchased another coffee table, Isaac got trapped behind a cabinet yesterday (for god knows how long),  I've been going to the gym at 11:30pm this week, my car battery died a couple of weeks ago, Box Elder bugs have invaded the house, and I still hate Martha Stewart.

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20. Non stick Cellotape

19. Solar Powered Flash Light (torch)

18. A black highlighter pen

17. Glow in the dark sunglasses

16. Inflatable Anchor

15. Smooth Sandpaper

14. Waterproof sponge

13. Waterproof Teabags

12. AC adapter for Solar powered calculators

11. Fireproof Matches

10. Fireproof Cigarettes

9. Battery powered Battery Charger

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6. Inflatable Dartboard

5. Silent Alarm Clock

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3. Braille Drivers Manual

2. Double sided playing cards

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Top 24 Things
You Woudn't Know Without the Movies

24. It's easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

23. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.

22. During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

21. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

20. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.

19. If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killer beast, the mayor's first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition.

18. When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.

17. Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead.

16. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment.

15. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of Wembley Stadium.

14. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.

13. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.

12. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

11. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

10. Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

9. An electric fence powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.

8. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.

7. It is not necessary to say hello or goodbye when beginning or ending phone conversations.

6. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.

5. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

4. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

3. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war - unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

2. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

1. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade -- at any time of the year.

I think I found the house you are looking for. Great neighbors, good schools and a shark in the roof. Perfect.

Many appraisers give significant value- increases to homes with sharks in the roof. Of course... these appraisers are then usually blacklisted from most lending institutions afterward; and then, said appraisers can find no raison d'etre.

With #2, they forgot the fact that men can get repeatedly kicked in the satchel and manage to walk around fairly coherently WITHOUT puking shards of testicle into the nearest garbage can.

"What DO cramps feel like?"
"They feel like getting kicked in the balls for a guy."
"I knew right then she was lying because she was still standing."

Amen.

I have 3 things to say:
1- Yes, let's DO form Voltron!!
2- I was told this house was one of the comparables used to determine the value on the house above:
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c69/kaylarain77/upside-down-house.jpg
3- From movies I also learned that you can always hide your boyfriend/girlfriend in your closet, and that should I ever have to hide in a closet there will be slats on the door so that I'd see what's going on in the room!

Oops! Sorry...

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